LYRICS

every poisonous plant

every poisonous plant

poison sumac

blisters Bella Donna’s back

yellow oleander pains

Pliny the Elder’s goiter stains

night shady mandrake wine

drugged armies of the ancient times

shrieking roots pulled from the ground

cause ears to bleed and hearts to pound

psychedelic mushroom dung

crocus snuffing out your lung

deadly hemlock is no tease

ask good philosopher Socrates

ratbane brings distress

rosary peas the pope’s new dress

stinging nettles burn your calves

strychnine makes a tasty salve

taking little by the hour

caused Mithridate’s face to sour

but that which did not kill him

made him one kick ass villain

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